The Most BS Martial Artists Ever – Fake Kung Fu, Fake Chi, Fake Karate Breakdown

This is what happens when you bring an animal style of Kung Fu to Russia and it has vodka Look at these stiff animal-like moves. He’s like a combination of snake and mantis (hits bag) All right. Oh, look at that: Now it’s tiger I assume! Vodka tiger! (Laughing) WTF is that!? Okay, another demonstration of this move (Hits bag) What are you using? Your forearm?? (laughing) Alright so sticking with the Russian theme we have a Russian guy here. He’s getting warmed up. What is he gonna teach? Let’s see! Oh, Russian dance fighting! Oh, Russian step dancing. Look at this: “I am going to be able to destroy people with these step dance moves!” Now it’s Russian drunken boxing! Again, the point in kung fu, in drunken boxing, for those of you who don’t know: You’re not actually drunk! You are faking the looseness of drunk people. But I think Russians took it literally and they’re actually drunk in this. You’re not supposed to actually drink vodka when you fight, ok? This…[laughing] Ok, people say I pick on Russians too much. So, look at this Chinese bullshit or Singaporean or Vietnamese bullshit. That’s some Asian bullshit He’s gonna transfer QI to the guy with glasses. Alright, let’s see if he can do it And Here we go! Yeah, look at that bullshit – right there! And now oh, wow, look at that bullshit! The guy on the right is cracking up. Like “oh, yeah, I know” “I mean, I’ve paid a lot of money.” Ooh!! Fly like little ragdoll Fly like a little ragdoll again… Look at him. He’s just cracking up. He’s like “Oh yeah. I’m a good actor right here!” And now our drunken Vodka guy is back! Look at him, showing off his snake mantis moves If I’m fighting a kid, I guess that would work Your arms Of course serve as nothing more than just distractions! You distract them with these flailing mantis arms While you use these low kicks. BAM! Look at that! I mean, I guess it’s effective Yeah, I’m pretty distracted by his arms. I’m not paying attention to how exposed he is So now this guy! He’s got some QI! Look at him! Obviously that’s fake concrete. (Moderator: “To be honest, I actually felt these bricks. These are real bricks. I mean, there’s no…oh…whoops..”) The reporter just accidentally revealed his secret!! Oh no!! (qi master: how’d you do that?) Oh, caught red-handed this fake Kung Fu “Master”! So these are black belts! I don’t know where they got their black belt that looks like Japanese in the back so Those were some Kamehameha moves. And now this is another kung fu, not kung fu, I don’t know what this is, but… I like, how, none of the students can do it together. And of course some of them have black belts, too. So… I guess this is the YMCA McDojo Because if you look in the background, it looks like a high school gym or something or the local YMCA or something? What does YMCA stand for, by the way? How did they all have black belts? That’s what I’ve always wondered about this clip and the clip before “Samantha is going to try, for her first time..” “ actually knock me out” “using just the sound and the energy projection.” Just listening to the sound of his voice and how tired he is from talking makes me want to just knock myself out. (she yells) (Jerry laughs) This is, this is just another level of bullshit! The previous types of bullshit at least they touched. This one, there was no touch even Of course, he has to pretend like he’s actually knocked out They have to resuscitate him. Hit him in the neck, huh? That’s how you resuscitate someone? What, uhm, what school of sports medicine is that? Oh yeah, there’s trouble getting up. Not because of any QI, but because he’s fat – I’m sorry guys. Oh, this is too much guys Master in Bullshido!!

100 Replies to “The Most BS Martial Artists Ever – Fake Kung Fu, Fake Chi, Fake Karate Breakdown

  1. “This ain’t Shaolin,
    this as real as it gets,
    this is Kung Poo mother fucker,
    don’t you ever forget”

  2. ye fake martial art hai aise log jo keval logo ko bevkoof banakar rupay kama rhe hai unhe band karwa dena chahiye ye fake martial art school taki log galat bahkave me aakar apana keemti time aur rupay barbad na kare

  3. Well … the last one (this thing were you save someone) is actually real shit ?

    But not this "kamehameha" thing

  4. They need banjo music to go with with their friction animal fighting style. Pet your pet Kung Friendly attacks!!! lol! Great video not exactly like our dojo in 1983….these are great examples of no defense defense…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Just get drunk with your enemies until neither can stand…lol! Thank You for sharing the laughs!!!

  5. Funniest part is, most Russians will kick the piss out of your ever loving ass. The owner of this channel is a fool onto himself, despite the funny vid.

  6. I am from Indonesia, my country is rich in pencak silat or kungfu … come if you want to be really honest

  7. The YMCA dojo students actually did the "Kata" or karate moves and they should did that moves in harmony.
    I wonder why their master didn't lead them in doing every single move.

  8. The only bullshit is you when u can't even differentiate what Singaporean, Asian, or who your mother is.

  9. 4:10
    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the set design

    Tin foil stars
    Crayon hand colored sign
    One random office plant

    Simply superb lol

  10. 1:40 Vietnamese fake martial artist was challenge by Americans MMA fighter ?but he not showing up when the fighter call him many times outside his gym in Ho Chi Minh what a shame??..

  11. The first video technique is called Yuri's hiphop mantis in the snake and eagle shadow. The master is called sensei Yip hop Yuri.

  12. I was walking to the street and I caught a street figth, unfortunately a guy get hit whit a huge hook and get knocked down, i immediately walk to him, fortunately he regain consciousness but he was very confused, so to help him I use the secret technique of healing at 4:26, but strangely I knock him down again.

  13. Once again the fucking commentary is in perfect harmony with these cringe clips. Dude stop, just stop & do something else.

  14. The first dude should try pop locking ?
    Drunken boxing (imbibing;) is a real technique.
    This was HILARIOUS!

  15. A la verdad gue No se gue comentar, No me viene nada a mi Mente total mente laguiada de comentarios, Ver a estos infelices presumidos,

  16. All I see is white self made masters teaching other whites what they read in a book or from watching ever episodes of walker Texas ranger,, hip toss + spin kick = unbeatable?! Which is worse the fuck tards teaching this useless shit or the donkeys paying to learn this useless shit. Just shoot what makes you afraid like your ancestors did and call it self defence

  17. Maybe that guy at the end really did pass out after having another heart attack….? The girl just scared him like those fainting goats you see in some YouTube videos.

  18. Fucking hell, that dude's as fat as I am! Minus having any muscle behind it. At least I can bloody get up off the floor, lol!

  19. Actually, real "drunken kung fu" is about manipulating your body to give the appearance of being inebriated by manipulating your chi. But in today's world, that is probably seen as bullshit.

  20. If your forearm is conditioned the other guys arms hurt when blocked. Also their is the the forearm strike to the collarbone (basically its the only bone worth hiting with the forearm).

  21. It’s no different to religion,with faith healers, just another scam to make money. The sad thing is there seems to be a lot of gullible people who will believe anything. America is probably a good place to start up a Mcdojo, as nearly half the population believe the universe is 6000yrs old and that dinosaurs walked with humans, and let’s not forget all their flat earthers.

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