Secret Talents of the Stars – Shaolin Temple Kung Fu School


Captioning funded by CBS and Robyn Nash Productions>>GOOD EVENING EVERYONE. WE ARE LIVE WITH YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITIES LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE. REVEALING SECRET TALENTS THAT YOU NEVER KNEW THEY HAD. IT’S A FIERCE ALL-OUT COMPETITION THAT WILL CROWN A WINNER IN JUST SIX WEEKS. SO WELCOME EVERYONE TO “SECRET TALENT OF THE STARS.” 16 OF AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR CELEBRITIES. TELEVISION STARS, GRAMMY WINNING SINGERS AND WORLD-CLASS ATHLETES ALL PERFORMING WITH SKILLS AND PASSIONS THEY’VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR YEARS.>>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.>>AMONG OUR TALENTED 16, COUNTRY SUPER STAR CLINT BLACK. HE WANTS TO BECOME A STAND-UP COMEDIAN.>>MY PERSONAL GOAL IS TO JUST NOT BOMB.>>AND MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER GOES FOR GOLD AND STAR TREK’S GEORGE TAKEI TRANSFORMS TO A COUNTRY SINGER AND JO-DEE MESSINA GOES TO STEP DANCER.>>COUNTRY GIRL GOES FUNKY.>>JOSHUA MORROW BECOMES THE ROCK STAR OF JUGGLERS AND BRIDGET MARQUART FLIES HIGH ON THE TRAPEZE AND JOE FRAZIER SINGS R&B AND CINDY MARGOLIS GOES FROM MODEL TO THAT MAGICIAN. WE TEAMED THEM UP WITH THE WORLD’S BEST MUSICIANS, COMEDIANS.>>DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SECRET TALENTS.>>DANCERS.>>I NEED THOSE HIPS.>>AND ACROBATS. EVERY WEEK OUR STARS WILL COMPETE FOR YOUR VOTE. YOU WILL DETERMINE WHO MOVES ON AND WHO MOVES OUT. IN THE END ONLY ONE WILL WALKWAY THE WINNER.>>WHAT WAS A THINKING.>>NOW IT’S TIME FOR OUR FIRST FOUR CELEBRITIES TO GO BIG OR GO HOME. TONIGHT SASHA COHEN SKATED WITH A GOLD MEDAL BUT WILL SHE BEND OR BREAK? AND GEORGE TAKEI TRAVELLED ACROSS THE GALAXY BUT CAN HE REACH THE STARS AS A COUNTRY SINGER AND WHEN CLINT BLACK PUTS DOWN THE GUITAR CAN HE PICK. THE LAUGHS AS A STAND-UP COMMA. MAYA WANTS TO KEEP THE BEAT AS A TAP DANCER. WHICH WILL ADVANCE AND WHO GOES HOME? IT’S UP TO YOU AMERICA BECAUSE YOU VOTE LIVE ON “SECRET TALENT OF THE STARS.”>>HELLO EVERYONE. I’M JOHN O’HURLEY. TONIGHT FOUR CELEBRITIES ARE GOING TO TAKE A VERY BIG RISK. THEY’RE STEPPING OUT OF THEIR COMFORT ZONES AND ON TO OUR STAGE TO EXPOSE HIDDEN TALENTS AND WE HAVE THREE JUDGES LOADED WITH TALENT THEMSELVES. OUR FIRST JUDGE CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A HOLLYWOOD LEGEND AND NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE AND EMMY AND SANG IN SING IN THE RAIN, PLEASE WELCOME DEBBIE RENOLDS. A JOY TO HAVE YOU HERE, DEBBIE. OUR SECOND JUDGE IS A GRAMMY WINNER WHO HAS SOLD MORE THAN 16 MILLION ALBUMS WORLD WIDE AND HOSTS HIS OWN MORNING RADIO SHOW, PLEASE WELCOME R&B SUPER STAR MR. BRIAN McKNIGHT. AND OUR THIRD JUDGE IS A TRUE HOLLYWOOD PLAYER AND I MEAN THAT AS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT. HE’S A TOP TELEVISION AND FILM PRODUCER WITH THE GILL MORE GIRLS AND CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM AND MOVIES LIKE PANIC ROOM, WELCOME MR. GAVIN POLONE. AS DISTINGUISHED AS OUR THREE JUDGES ARE, HOWEVER, THE REAL POWER IS IN YOUR HANDS, AMERICA. THEY MAY OFFER THEIR OPINIONS BUT YOU THE VIEWERS GET THE FINAL WORD. THIS IS HOW IT WORKS AFTER EACH CELEBRITY PERFORMS YOU GO ONLINE TO CBS.COM/VOTE AND CAST YOUR VOTE. AT THE END OF THE SHOW WE WILL REVEAL LIVE WHO MOVES ON TO THE SEMIFINAL ROUND WHILE THE OTHER TWO GO HOME AND THEY COMPETE HEAD-TO-HEAD, SECRET TALENT TO SECRET TALENT IN OUR GRAND FINALE TO DETERMINE OUR CHAMPION. SO LET’S DUST OFF THE COMPUTERS AND GO TO CBS.COM. READY TO GET THE COMPETITION STARTED? ALL RIGHTIE. WELL THEN, LET’S GET GIGGY WITH IT. WE KNOW SASHA COHEN AS A WORLD CHAMPION FIGURE SKATER AND TONIGHT SHE WANTS TO REVEAL A WHOLE NEW SIDE OF HERSELF. LET’S TAKE A LOOK. SASHA COHEN IS A FIGURE SKATING SUPER STAR. A U.S. NATIONAL CHAMPION AN OLYMPIC SILVER MEDALIST BUT SASHA HAS ANOTHER PASSION THAT SHE’S BEEN KEEPING TO HERSELF UNTIL NOW.>>MY SECRET TALENT IS THAT I’M EXTREMELY FLEXIBLE AND IT’S ALWAYS BEEN A BIG PART OF MY LIFE. WHEN I WAS GROWING OUT MY MOM AND I WOULD STRETCH AND WHEN HAVE YOU A PASSION WITH SOMETHING AND YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME WITH IT IT BECOMES A PART OF YOU. I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE AT THE RINK TRAINING FOR ONE THING THE OLYMPICS AND NOW I’M GETTING THE OPPORTUNITY TO DEVELOP A DIFFERENT TALENT AND I WANT TO TAKE THIS TALENT AS FAR AS I CAN GO.>>SHE’S ABOUT TO TAKE IT TO THE EXTREME BY TRAINING WITH THE ACROBATS OF THE SHANGHAI CIRCUS.>>OH, MY GOSH.>>GETTING TO WORK WITH THE SHANGHAI CIRCUS IS AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY FOR ME. THE CHINESE CONTOURTIONISTS HAVE MASTER THIRD BODDIES. I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN GO ALL THE WAY LIKE THAT. I DON’T WANT TO HURT MY BACK.>>SASHA HAS GOOD BASIC SKILLS FROM SKATING SO WITH A FEW MORE PRACTICE SHE CAN CATCH UP. YOU WILL BE THE THIRD ON TOP.>>OH, DEAR.>>YOU HOLD YOUR HANDS RIGHT THERE.>>I’LL MAKE THIS WHOLE PILE FALL OVER.>>YEAH, COME DOWN. COME DOWN.>>I CAN DO THE POSITION I’M WORRIED GETTING ON IT I’M GOING TO KNOCK EVERYONE OVER. ACROBATICS IS DIFFERENT THAN SKATING BECAUSE IT’S ENSEMBLE WORK AND A PART OF THE WHOLE GROUP IS A TOUGH ONE FOR ME. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’LL BE ABLE TO DO.>>PERFORMING A CONTORSIONIST ROUTINE, PLEASE WELCOME SASHA COHEN. [♪♪♪] [♪♪♪] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>COME ON DOWN, SASHA. HOW ABOUT THAT. WE’LL, YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN HOPE TO ANY LITTLE GIRL IN AMERICA WHO HAS EVER DONE A SOMERSAULT OR HEAD STAND IN THEIR LIVING ROOM. HOW DID IT GO FOR YOU?>>WELL EXCEPT AT THE END I THINK I PINKED A NERVE AND I WAS FUZZY BUT I’M BACK. IT’S OKAY NOW.>>YOU DON’T HAVE TO EXPOSE YOUR AC ACHILLES HEEL. WHAT DID YOU THINK? DEBBIE WE’LL START WITH YOU.>>WHEN YOU PUT YOUR LEG AROUND THAT I WAS ALMOST PASSED OUT. YOU HAD ME IN TEARS. IF I COULD HAVE HAD JUST ONE MOVE LIKE THEY COULD HAVE SAVED MY SECOND MARRIAGE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU WERE WONDERFUL.>>WELL, WE JUST TURNED THIS INTO A PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT.>>YOU’RE A GREAT TALENT AND SKATER AND NOW TO VIEW YOUR SECRET TALENT IS A THRILL.>>ALL RIGHT. GAVIN, MOVING ON TO YOU, SIR.>>I THOUGHT — OBVIOUSLY WE KNEW YOU’RE VERY FLEXIBLE AND HAVE GREAT PHYSICAL GIFTS WHAT A FELT WAS MISSING WAS SOME ELEMENT OF PERSONALITY SOMETHING THAT SEPARATES ME FROM HOW WE KNOW YOU AS A TEEN SKATER BECAUSE YOUR A WOMAN NOW MAYBE SOMETHING MORE PASSIONATE, I’D LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING FOR THE SEXY IN PRESENTATION TO SEPARATE FROM LITTLE GIRL SASHA TO BECOME WOMAN SASHA LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS HAS DONE IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THE NEXT JUMP IN YOUR CAREER.>>JUMP ON SASHA, THAT’S ALL.>>THE CRITICS ARE RAVING.>>I DISAGREE, GAVIN, I THOUGHT I COULDN’T DISTINGUISH THE PROFESSIONALS FROM YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE JUST LIKE THEM. EVEN WITH THE MISSTEPS HERE AND THERE YOU HANDLED IT LIKE A PROFESSIONAL.>>AMERICA, GO TO CBS.COM/VOTE. LET US KNOW HOW YOU RATE SASHA’S PERFORMANCE. HAVE YOU UNTIL THE END OF THE NEXT COMMERCIAL BREAK SO LET’S NOT WASTE ANY TIME. COMING UP LATER, COUNTRY SINGER CLINT BLACK AND MAYA AND WILL GORGE TAKEI WIN OVER AMERICA AS A COUNTRY SINGER? STAY TUNED, WE’RE GOING TO FIND OUT AND CAME UP
WITH A BREAKTHROUGH… NEW PERFECT 10
FROM NICE ‘N EASY. WHY GLOP WHEN THERE’S
PERFECT CONTROWITH OUR COMB? WHY DRIP
WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE TO? AND WHY SHOULDN’T IT
SMELL PRETTY? WE PUT DESIGNER COLOR,
HIGH GLOSS AND GRAY COVERAGE… IN A FAST-TIME FORMULA
THAT WORKS IN 10 MINUTES. THE RESULT? [ Female Announcer ]
GORGEOUS GLOSSY COLOR… SO YOU’LL LOOK AND FEEL… LIKE A PERFECT 10. [ Female Announcer ]
PERFECT 10. THE COLOR
THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING. FROM CLAIROL. THERE’S A GOOD MOVE
IN EVERY BOX OF ALEVE. I PRACTICE MARTIAL ARTS,
AND I LOVE MY ALEVE. PAIN IS IN MY JOINTS,
AFTER GETTING TOSSED AROUND… A MAT BY A SEVEN-DEGREE
GRAND MASTER. I STARTED TAKING ALEVE. ALEVE WORKS, I MEAN,
THERE’S NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT. ALEVE.
GOOD MOVES START HERE. (announcer)
THESE ARE OUR NEIGHBORS. AND THEY DESERVE OUR BEST. LIKE APPLEBEE’S
ULTIMATE TRIOS. CHOOSE THREE OF OUR
MOST KILLER APPS. LIKE CITRUS
TERIYAKI WINGS. FOR ONE LOW PRICE. ULTIMATE TRIOS
AT APPLEBEE’S. IT’S A WHOLE NEW
NEIGHBORHOOD. (announcer)
IF YOU KNEW THIS
WOULD HAPPEN BUT GAVE IT TO THEM
ANYWAY, YOU’RE CRAZY. IF YOU ENCOURAGED HIM TO TRY
THE BIG BOY CUP, YOU’RE NUTS. IF YOU DON’T HAVE TO
GO BACK OVER AND CLEAN WHAT YOUR HUSBAND JUST WIPED
UP, THEN YOU’RE A MAGICIAN. AND IF A NEW PAPER TOWEL
WERE DESIGNED TO HELP YOU BE A CRAZY, NUTTY. MAGICIAN,
THEN WOULDN’T YOU USE IT? INTRODUCING NEW BRAWNY. NOW WITH A SOFTER, THICKER,
MORE CLOTH-LIKE FEEL. SO GO AHEAD. MAKE LIGHT OF
EVERYDAY MESSES. ( car horns blaring ) ( folk-rock music playing ) ♪ THE SUN IS OUT ♪ ♪ THE SUN IS OUT ♪ ♪ COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON… ♪ INTRODUCING THE CROSSOVER
THAT’S READY FOR ANYTHING– – THE ALL-NEW DODGE JOURNEY.
– ♪ THE SUN IS OUT… ♪ – IF YOU CAN DREAM IT, DO IT.
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BETTER THAT, BY LAW, ALL BROADCAST TV HAS
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SWITCH TO DIGITAL. OR CALL THIS NUMBER TO SEE
HOW YOU CAN STAY CONNECTED.>>WELCOME BACK TO “SECRET TALENT OF THE STARS.” YES, WE BRING THE CELEBRITIES, THEY PERFORM THEY’RE SECRET TALENTS LIVE AND THE VOTING WINDOW FOR SASHA COLEN CLOSED. WILL SHE ADVANCE? WE’LL FIND OUT AT THE END OF THE HOUR AND EVERYBODY KNOWS HIM FROM STAR TREK BUT WHO KNEW BEHIND THE STAR FLEET UNIFORM THERE’D BEAT THE HEART OF A TRUE COUNTRY SINGER. GEORGE TAKEI ROSE TO FAME IN THE CLASSIC TV SERIES STAR TREK. AND HE’S BEEN A STAR EVER SINCE.>>MOST PEOPLE KNOW ME FROM STAR TREK BUT I HAVE A SECRET PASSION. [♪♪♪] I SING COUNTRY WESTERN IN THE GREAT RESIDENCE OF MY SHOWER STALL WITH THE COMPLETE REASON THAT BEING NAKED GIVES ME. THIS IS OUR FAMILY. MY FATHER, MY MOTHER, MY INTRODUCTION TO COUNTRY MUSIC STARTED BEHIND THE BARS OF INTERNMENT CAMPS ONE DAY MY PARENTS BOUGHT A RADIO AND I TURNED IT ON AND IT WAS COUNTRY MUSIC. MUSIC TO TALKED ABOUT LOVE, FREEDOM OF LIFE. IT WAS LIBERATING.>>NOW GEORGE IS GETTING AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO REHEARSE WITH COUNTRY SUPER STARS MONTGOMERY GENTRY.>>I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A BIG FAN. I WANT TO CALL HIM ZULU, LIEUTENANT ZULU.>>DON’T HAVE YOU A GIG?>>WE CAME OUT TO BE WITH YOU.>>THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. THIS AIN’T MY SHOWER STALL ANY MORE.>>WE’RE BIG FANS BUT YOU’RE IN OUR WORLD MAN.>>WE ARE BOLDLY GOING WHERE WE HAVE NOT GONE BEFORE.>>TAKE IT FROM THE TOP. [♪♪♪] ♪ ON THE ROAD AGAIN♪♪>>YOU’RE COMING IN TO QUICK. TAP THAT FOOT. ♪ ON THE ROAD AGAIN♪ ♪ JUST CAN’T WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN♪♪ .>>HE WASN’T LYING WHEN HE SAID HE’S BEEN SINGING IN THE SHOWER A LONG TIME.>>GEORGE SEEMS ME TO STRUGGLES THE MOST WITH HIS TIMING.>>I’M CLINGING ON.>>ONCE HE GETS A GROOVE HAPPENING HE’LL BE ALL RIGHT.>>THE BEAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BIG CHALLENGE FOR ME I HOPE I RISE TO THE OCCASION. WHAT WAS I THINKING?>>HE’S BEEN COACHED BY ACADEMY OF COUNTRY AWARD WINNERS AND NOW WITH HIS OWN ALL-STAR COUNTRY BAND SING THE CLASS IN ON THE ROAD AGAIN, WILL PLEASE WELCOME GEORGE TAKEI. [♪♪♪] [♪♪♪] [♪♪♪] [♪♪♪] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>GEORGE, COME ON OVER HERE. OH. A THOUSAND SCREAMING FANS CAN’T BE WRONG, CAN THEY.>>THIS SURE AIN’T MY SHOWER STALL ANY MORE.>>YOU’VE TAKEN COUNTRY MUSIC FROM THE SHOWER STALL TO THE STAGE. GOOD FOR YOU. LET’S TURN TO THE JUDGES. LET’S START WITH YOU, BRIAN.>>GEORGE, YOU MAY NOT BE THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD BUT WHAT YOU DO HAVE IS A PASSION FOR WHAT YOU ARE DOING. AND IN A LOT OF CASES I WOULD RATHER HAVE THAT THAN SOMEONE KANSAS SING AND YOU STAYED ON KEY THE ENTIRE TIME.>>GOOD WORD FROM A PROFESSIONAL. DEBBIE WE MOVE ON TO YOU, PLEASE.>>WELL, I LOVED IT. THE THING IS IN FACT I’M ALWAYS ON THE ROAD AGAIN AND I HAVE A BIG BUS AND IT HAS ROOM FOR A GUY WHO’S A LITTLE SPACY SO IF YOU WANT TO COME ON YOU CAN BE MY OPENING ACT. I WANT SOMEONE FROM STAR TREK.>>THIS IS SO SURREAL, I USED TO GO DOWN TO DOWNTOWN L.A. TO SEE YOU AND NOW YOU’RE JUDGING ME. THIS IS INCREDIBLE.>>YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO ONLINE TO FIND YOUR DATE. COME HERE, AMERICA. GAVIN, ON TO YOU, PLEASE.>>AH, YEAH, WELL I GUESS AS COUNTRY MUSIC GOES THAT’S THE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN VERSION OF IT. I LIKE THAT. IT’S ALTERNATIVE AND GOOD. IT’S YOUR VOICE THEY THINK KIND OF SUCKED AND I THINK THAT — [ CROWD BOOING ]>>I THINK IF YOU’RE GOING TO CONTINUE ON IN THE COMPETITION I THINK YOU HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO D DE-SUCKFY YOUR VOICE.>>THIS IS MY COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER STALL TO BE KIND.>>AMERICA, GO TO CBS.COM/VOTE LET’S SEE WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF GEORGE’S PERFORNCE. WAS IT SUCKFIED AND DESUCKFIED. LET’S GET BUSY. GEORGE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GIVE US THE CHOREOGRAPHY AGAIN AND POP STAR MAYA REVEALS HER TALENT BUT CAN CLINT BACK CUT ITS SAY STAND-UP COMIC AND HAS GARY SHANDLING HELPING HIM WE’LL SEE HOW IT WORKS. WELL, IT’S ONLY DUST. [ Male Announcer ]
IN THAT DUST ARE ALLERGENS FROM PET DANDER AND DUST MITES. EW! [ Male Announcer ]
THANK GOODNESS PLEDGE
WITH ALLERGEN TRAPPERS TRAPS UP TO 84%
OF ALLERGENS IN DUST. 84%? THAT’S… [ Male Announcer ]
NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT? YEAH, NO.
THAT’S GREAT. [ Male Announcer ]
ALLERGEN TRAPPERS. THAT’S THE BEAUTY OF PLEDGE.
S.C. JOHNSON. A FAMILY COMPANY. SO I’M AT MY
DOCTOR’S, AGAIN BECAUSE MY ASTHMA
SYMPTOMS CAME BACK AGAIN. TURNS OUT, ASTHMA
DOESN’T GO AWAY. THERE’S STILL INFLAMMATION
IN MY AIRWAYS. SO EVEN WHEN I’M SYMPTOM-FREE, I’M NOT ASTHMA-FREE. NOW I’M TAKING SYMBICORT AND I’VE NOTICED A
DIFFERENCE IN MY BREATHING. IT COMBINES TWO MEDICINES TO HELP CONTROL INFLAMMATION
AND CONSTRICTION ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND STARTS TO
OPEN MY AIRWAYS WITHIN 15 MINUTES. YEAH, IT’S GOOD
TO BE IN CONTROL. SYMBICORT WON’T REPLACE
A RESCUE INHALER FOR SUDDEN SYMPTOMS AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN
MORE THAN TWICE A DAY. SYMBICORT CONTAINS FORMOTEROL. MEDICINES LIKE FORMOTEROL
MAY INCREASE THE CHANCE OF ASTHMA-RELATED DEATH. SO SYMBICORT IS NOT
FOR PEOPLE WHOSE ASTHMA IS WELL CONTROLLED
ON OTHER ASTHMA MEDICINES. SEE YOUR DOCTOR
IF YOUR ASTHMA DOES NOT IMPROVE
OR GETS WORSE. I KNOW SYMBICORT WORKS TO
HELP CONTROL MY ASTHMA. THAT MAKES A
DIFFERENCE TO ME. ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF
SYMBICORT IS RIGHT FOR YOU. (announcer)
IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD
YOUR PRESCRIPTION, ASTRAZENECA MAY
BE ABLE TO HELP. YA KNOW, I’M REALLY GLAD
WE FINALLY DECIDED TO SEE WHERE RAISIN BRAN CRUNCH
IS MADE. YEAH, THIS TRIP
IS WAY OVERDUE. I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO SEE ALL
THOSE CRUNCHY FLAKES IN ACTION. I HOPE I GET A CHANCE
TO PUT TWO SCOOPS! OF RAISINS IN SOME BOXES. YOU KNOW WHAT WILL
REALLY GET US IN THE SPIRIT? ♪ 99 BOXES
OF RAISIN BRAN CRUNCH ♪ ♪ IF YOU’RE NICE TO ME
I’LL SHARE SOME WITH YOU ♪ [ Guys ] ♪ YOU TAKE ONE DOWN
AND PASS IT AROUND ♪ ♪ 98 BOXES
OF RAISIN BRAN CRUNCH… ♪ [ Male Announcer ] RAISINS,
FLAKES, AND HONEY OAT CLUSTERS. THEY’RE QUITE A TRIO. [ Guys ]
RAISIN…BRAN…CRUNCH! FROM KELLOGG!>>WELCOME BACK TO “SECRET TALENT OF THE STARS.” THE VOTING WINDOW FOR GEORGE TAKEI IS NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED AND ONLY TIME IS GOING TO TELL IF AMERICA THOUGHT HIS COUNTRY SINGING WOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH TO ADVANCE HIM TO THE SEMIFINALS TWO WEEKS FROM TONIGHT. UNNEXT IS COUNTRY LEGEND CLINT BLACK. AND IT BEGS THE QUESTION, WHAT THE HECK WAS HE THINKING WHEN HE PUT DOWN HIS GUITAR TO RISK EVERYTHING JUST TO GET SOME LAUGHS. LET’S FIND OUT. [♪♪♪]>>CLINT BLACK IS SIMPLY A COTRY MUSIC LEGEND. NINE PLATINUM ALBUMS A GRAMMY AND MILLIONS OF FANS AROUND THE WORLD.>>MOST KNOW ME FOR MY MUSIC BUT MOST DON’T KNOW I REALLY LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. ONCE THERE WAS A MONKEY SITTING IN THE KEY TALKING TO A LIZARD AND THE WANTED TO KNOW IF HE CAN HAVE SOME OF HIS PEANUT BUTTER.>>NO, IT’S NOT FUNNY.>>GUY RUNS INTO THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE AND SAID HELP ME I THINK I’M SHRINK AND THE DOCTOR SAID HANG ON, YOU’LL HAVE TO BE A LITTLE PATIENT.>>I LOVE GOING FOR A LAUGH. LISA HELPS ME DRESS BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY HELPS ME UNDRESS. THERE’S MORE SATISFACTION FROM GETTING A LAUGH OUT OF SOMEONE THAN GETTING APPLAUSE. WHERE’S MY WIFE? IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, SIR. I FEEL LIKE YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING GOOD FOR THEIR SOUL. NOW THAT MY SECRET IS OUT, I’M READY TO TRY THE SCAREIEST THING KNOWN TO MAN, STAND-UP COMEDY.>>CLINT, GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY.>>GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>WITHOUT THE HELP OF GARY SHANDLING I DON’T THERE’S ANY WAY I CAN GET UP ON THE TV SHOW AND DO. I’M FRIGHTENED.>>IF YOU’RE NOT FRIGHTENED, THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG. TWO MINUTES DOESN’T SEEM LIKE MUCH TIME BUT HOW LONG DOES IT REALLY TAKE FOR A BULLET IT GO.>>IS THAT A REFERENCE TO DYING ON STAGE?>>NO, MY REFERENCE TO DYING ON STAGE WOULD BE TO TALK DIRECTLY WITH THE JOKES YOU GOT. WELL, LET’S GO OVER THE MATERIAL.>>I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOUR ORDER IS I WOULD DO FOUR, EIGHT, NINE SEVEN TWO AND THEN SIX.>>THAT’S MY LUNCH ORDER.>>WELL, THAT’S VERY FUNNY.>>REALLY I’M JUST EXPLORING THE COMEDY STAND-UP AND WHERE IT COMES FROM.>>THIS IS PROBABLY A LAST-MINUTE QUESTION, DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SECRET TALENTS?>>I’M REALLY NOT NERVOUS. I’D SAY IT’S JUST TERROR.>>WHEN YOU WORK ON YOUR JOKES JUST REMEMBER IT’S NATURAL TO FEEL LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING HALF THE TIME. STAND-UP COMEDY IS VERY PERILOUS. IF I BOMB IT WILL BE REALLY TOUGH. DEVASTATING. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>WE’LL, HERE HE IS PERFORMING HIS ORIGINAL STAND-UP ROUTINE IN FRONT OF ALL AMERICA FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, NO PRESSURE THERE, CLINT. PLEASE WELCOME MR. CLINT BLACK. [♪♪♪>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. YES, IT’S TRUE I’VE NEVER DONE STAND-UP COMEDY ANYWHERE BEFORE THIS EXCEPT IN MY SHOWER BEFORE THIS WHICH IS WHE I SOUNDS THE BEST. IT ONLY SEATS SIX PEOPLE COMFORTABLY. LAST NIGHT SOLD OUT. I’M VERY HAPPY ABOUT THAT. IT WAS A CLEAN SHOW. UNFORTUNATELY I DID HAVE ONE HECKLER I HIT HIM WITH AN LOOFA AND EXFOIL IATEED HIM. I CONSIDER MYSELF AS LUCKY I LOVE MY FAMILY AND NEVER BEEN ON THE WRONG END OF AN LOOFAH SO WHAT I DID IS I RAMMED MY HEAD REALLY HARD INTO A TREE. VERY PAINFUL AND AT FIRST I’M THINKING THIS ISN’T FUNNY AT ALL AND LATER ON AT THE HOSPITAL, WHILE I WAS ON THE PAIN PILLS I DID FEEL FUNNY. HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE. BEEN MARRIED ALMOST 17 YEARS. THANK YOU. PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE SECRET IS TO THAT, WHAT’S THE KEY AND I TELL THEM IT’S COMMUNICATION. YOU WANT TO DO AS LITTLE OF THAT AS POSSIBLE. I ALSO GET ASKED A LOT ABOUT THE BLACK HAT. PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW WHY, WHY THE BLACK HAT. I DON’T MIND ADMITTING IT, IT’S BECAUSE IT MAKES MY HEAD LOOK THINNER. IT LOOKS FOR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT ACHES NOW WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TAKE FOR IT. JUST ABOUT, YOU HAVE HEADACHE, TOOTH ACHE, STOMACH ACHE, THE ONLY ACHE WE DON’T HAVE ANYTHING FOR YET SADLY IS THE HEARTACHE. BUT THAT’S WHY WE INVENTED COUNTRY MUSIC AND ALCOHOL. AND YOU WANT TO BE VERY VERY CAREFUL NOT TO HIM THE TWO OR HOW LOSE THE HOUSE, THE TRUCK YOUR DOG RUNS AWAY AND SITTING IN PRISONER WONDERING WHY YOUR CELL MATE’S CHEATING ON YOU AND THE HEARTACHE AND THE SUBJECT OF A NEW LOVE SONG I’M WORKING ON. YOU KNOW WHAT A CAN’T STAND IS TO THE SHOWS WHERE PEOPLE COMPETE AND AMERICA VOTES. YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. THAT’S IRONY. DON’T FORGET TO VOTE FOR THE COMEDIAN. THAT’S MY TIME. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>COME ON DOWN HERE. WELL, CLINT, CLINT, THE TIME-HONORED PHRASE IS DYING IS EASY, IT’S COMEDY THAT’S HARD.>>IT’S TOUGH.>>YOU JUST GOT TO EXPERIENCE IT FIRST-HAND. DEBBIE, WELL START WITH YOU.>>WELL, I THOUGHT THE TIMING WAS WONDERFUL BECAUSE OF COURSE YOUR MUSIC IS SO WONDERFUL. YOU HAVE GREAT TIMING AND MUSIC AND YOU’RE SO CUTE, I GOT TO TELL YA.>>LET HER FINISH HER THOUGHT.>>GAVIN ON TO YOU PLEASE.>>I’VE SEEN A LOT OF COMEDIANS AND YOU’RE REALLY GOOD I THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF TIMING. I THINK THE JOKES SO USE SOME WORK AND THAT COULD JUST COME WHERE TIME AND HELP AND MAYBE MORE EDGE IN THE JOKES BUT YOU ARE REALLY A CHARMING GUY AND I THINK YOU HAVE A FUTURE IN THIS.>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>I TELL YOU WHAT, YOU REALLY FEEL LIKE A NATURAL. I WAS WATCHING THE COMEDIANS AND I WAS RIGHT THERE WITH YOU.>>I GOT THE FEELING THAT PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING AT ME.>>AND THE COMEDY CONTINUES. OKAY, AMERICA, CLINT PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE JUST FOR YOU. HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO CBS.COM/VOTE RIGHT NOW. LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF HIS PERFORMANCE. HIS FUTURE AS A STAND-UP COMIC IS NOW RESTING IN YOUR HANDS AND COMING UP CAN POP STAR MAYA HOLD HER OWN WITH THE BEST DANCERS IN THE BUSINESS AND THAT IS NEXT. SO MY FLIGHT TO CLEVELAND
IS DELAYED BECAUSE OF RAIN IN TACOMA ? NORMALLY BEING STRANDED ON
TEMPTATION TERMINAL WOULD BE A REAL PROBLEM. BUT I’M TRAVELING
WITH THIS GUY… QUAKER MINI DELIGHTS. MULTIGRAIN RICE CAKES DRIZZLED
WITH CHOCOLATEY DECADENCE. ARRIVING NOW IN A
90 CALORIE POUCH. THEY TOTALLY KEEP ME ON TRACK. NOT ON TIME, BUT… QUAKER MINI DELIGHTS. EVERY DAY SHOULD BE THIS GOOD. ♪♪ EVERYTHING OKAY, CARL? I AM WINNING RIGHT? YEAH, BUT THE OTHER DRIVERS
THINK AFLAC’S SPONSORSHIP IS GIVING YOU AN ADVANTAGE. WELL IF YOU’RE SICK
AND CAN’T WORK, AFLAC PAYS CASH FAST TO HELP
KEEP YOU IN THE RACE. I KNOW, BUT THEY SEE
IT A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY. I TAUGHT HIM THAT. AFLAC.
ASK ABOUT IT AT WORK.>>A VOTING WINDOW FOR CLINT BLACK HAS NOW BEEN CLOSED AND WE’LL KNOW SOON ENOUGH IF HE’S ADVANCING TO THE SEMIFINAL. THE TIME PERFORMER IS R&B START MAYA AND STEPPING AWAY FROM THE MIC AND REELIZE A LIFE-LONG DREAM. LET’S TAKE A LOOK. [♪♪♪]>>THREE PLATINUM ALBUMS, A GRAMMY AND SLEW OF TOP TEN HITS HAS TURNED MAYA INTO A POP SUPER STAR.>>WHEN YOU’VE MANY SUCCESSION IT’S HARD TO FOCUS ON YOUR TRUE PASSION AND MY PASSION IS TAP DANCING. I LOVE IT. I ALWAYS HAVE AND I’VE BEEN KEEPING IT A SECRET UNTIL NOW WHEN I WAS LITTLE PEOPLE ASKED WHAT I WANTED TO DO AND I REPLIED A DANCER I WAS DOING TAP, JAZZ, MUSIC LESSONS BUT THE THINGS I LOVED ABOVE AND BEYOND EVERYTHING ELSE WAS TAP. [♪♪♪] THE MUSIC INDUSTRY CAME KNOCKING AND I HAD TO CHOOSE THE RECORD DEAL OR TAP. HOW CAN A 16-YEAR-OLD SAY NO TO A RECORD DEAL.>>NOW SHE’S GETTING A SECOND CHANCE TO TRAIN WITH SAMUEL SMITH ONE OF THE BEST TAP DANCERS IN THE WORLD.>>I HOPE I CAN KEEP UP.>>HELLO.>>HI.>>HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>NICE TO MEET YOU.>>ARE YOU READY TO TAP?>>YEAH. I’M A LITTLE NERVOUS. GO EASY ON ME. WE’RE IN BREAK-IN MODE.>>LET’S JUST JAM A LITTLE BIT.>>YEAH, I’M GOING TO START THROWING SOME STUFF AT YOU TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH IT. WE’LL GO.>>I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE.>>TRY THAT.>>THAT’S NOT IT.>>NOW SHUFFLE RIGHT ON THERE.>>JASON IS AN INCREDIBLE TAP DANCER AND SOME OF THE THINGS HE DOES HAVE VERY HARD TO DO IF YOU’RE NOT IN SHAPE.>>I THINK SHE NEEDS TO PRACTICE EVERY DAY AT LEAST TWO HOURS A DAY, HER LEFT FOOT IN PARTICULAR. SHE HAS A LOT OF WORK TO DO.>>I’M GOING TO GET THERE.>>AND HERE SHE IS IN THE CONTRIBUTE TO THE GOLDEN ABLE OF TAP WENT THE NICHOLAS BROTHERS GRACED THE STAGE WITH THEIR SMOOTH AND ELEGANT MOVES, PLEASE WELCOME, MAYA. [♪♪] [♪♪♪] [♪♪♪] [♪♪♪] [♪♪] [♪♪♪] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>ALL RIGHTIE. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. MAYA, LET’S GO RELIVE THE LAST THREE MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE OUT HERE. HOW DID YOU THINK THAT WENT?>>I’M JUST GLAD I DIDN’T TRIP AND FALL.>>BRIAN, LET’S START WITH YOU I BELIEVE GREGORY HINES AND SAMMY DAVIS ARE SMILING DOWN FROM HEAVEN RIGHT NOW AND YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL ON TOP OF THAT. IT WAS WONDERFUL.>>DEBBIE, YOU’RE A DANCER.>>WELL, YOU REALLY CUT IT AND YOU WERE GREAT AND CAN SING GREAT AND NOW YOU HAVE AN ALL-ENCOMPASSING ACT AND YOU ALWAYS COULD BUT YOU DID IT TONIGHT I WAS THRILLED BY YOU. I WAS RAISED ON TAP AND YOU’RE BODY’S TERRIFIC LOOKING AND YOU’RE ADORABLE.>>GAVIN, FINALLY.>>THESE TWO LIKE EVERYBODY SO YOU CAN’T TRUST ANYTHING THEY SAY BUT YOU CAN TRUST ME. I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BEST PERFORMANCE OF THE NIGHT. WHAT I LOVED MOST IS IT’S SO RETRO SO WHAT NOT I’VE SEEN IN YOUR WORK AND THAT’S WHAT A LOVE YOU EXTENDED OUT FROM THE PERSON WE KNOW AND SHOWED US SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL.>>THERE YOU HAVE IT. ALL KINDS WORDS. THAT’S WHAT THE JUDGES HAD TO SAY. BUT HEY, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MAY A. WHEN WE COME BACK YOUR VOTES ARE REVEALED AS WE FIND OUT WHO ADVANCES TO THE SEMIFINALS. PLEASE STAY WITH US. I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD
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