Key & Peele – Magical Negro Fight


BUT BABE, MOVING OUT? PLEASE, THIS
IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME. PLEASE DON’T DO THIS. BABE? [sighs] – GARBAGE.
– HUH? – CAN I TAKE YOUR GARBAGE? – YEAH, SURE. – [chuckles] YOU KNOW, I FIND
THE MORE GARBAGE IN THE CAN THE BETTER IT FEELS
TO DUMP IT ALL OUT. I SUPPOSE THAT’S
WHY WE LET IT GET SO FULL IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO WE CAN START OVER. – HERE TO FIX THE COPIER.
– YEAH, SURE, SURE. HEY, HOW DID YOU– – SOMETIMES THINGS
AIN’T REALLY BROKEN. IT’S THE WAY
WE TREAT ‘EM THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED. [machine starts] HEH.
[whistles] [chuckles] – WHO THE HELL
ARE YOU GUYS? both: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION
IS WHO ARE YOU, STEVE? [ominous music] – WELL, IF IT
ISN’T MR. STANLEY. – CARL. [ominous music continues] ♪ ♪ – YOU NEED TO FIND
YOUR OWN TROUBLED WHITE BOY. – I WAS HERE FIRST. COPYCAT! – AAGH!
[coughs] [heavy breathing] SWEEP THIS… BITCH! – HUNH! – [chuckles] UH-OH.
– HAH! – WHOA! UNH!
[groans] – [chuckles] – DAMN! CHESTERFIELD! [whistles] both:
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE MAGICAL NEGRO! HUNH! [intense opera music] ♪ ♪ – [wild whistling] both: YAARRGH! – GOOD LORD. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WELL, I GUESS SOMETIMES
THINGS HAVE TO COME APART BEFORE WE CAN PUT
‘EM BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. – OH, YOU’RE
A MAGICAL NEGRO TOO. – WHO YOU CALLIN’ “NEGRO,”
BITCH?

100 Replies to “Key & Peele – Magical Negro Fight

  1. Either this or becoming a scummy pervert hermit. Yet to see a sage in philly, but lots of black master roshis

  2. I have to say his race focus a bit much honestly. It's like he LITERALLY MAKES A LIVING out of racism…not combating it…
    and I also have to say although the jokes ARE FUNNY SOMETIMES. The narrative he has often…is not,, anti" racist…
    but just black racist…hiding behind the whole poor poor suppressed black people cloak 🙁
    that's a real BS…cause I'm SURE he CAN tell the difference…

  3. The last part of the fighting scene is the same as the duel between Harry and Voldemort in the Goblet of Fire, including the colors of the light aligning with where they are standing. In this essay I will

  4. Sorry to destroy the magical (5000) comments number. My comment is the bird reminds me of the bird in Microsoft office (old Windows version). In addition, the effects reminds me of X-men movie!

  5. if you dont think the magical black is a thing, go watch a hollywood movie made in the last 70 years. that has a black in it.

  6. Every now and then….as I go about my daily life…. I whisper to myself "well…….. if it isn't mistah styanleh" hoping someone here's me and goes "kaaarllll" 😂😂😂

  7. i'm a horcerer and yes they did this fight with accurate vectors and managed talisman actions but i did see A FUCKING COPIER IN THE BACKGROUND UNATTENDED TO CARL YOU STUPID SON OF A GUN!

  8. “Who you calling a nappy headed, weed smoking, always late to work, niggahhh, you bitch ass mofo”! lol, that got me!!!

  9. “The more garbage in the can, the better it feels to dump it all out. I suppose that’s why we let it get so full in the first place. So we can start over.”

    “Sometimes things ain’t really broken. It’s the way we treat them that needs to be fixed. “

    “Well I guess somethings need to come apart before we can put them back together”

    I am about to start using these phrases

  10. I am curious of why American can freely say negro but not nigga.
    Where I come form Negro is highly offensive and you don't say nigga you only hear it in songs

  11. A key & peele comment section;
    Comment: I like this bit "Quote".
    Reply: UGH STOP SAYING STUFF WE HERD IT UGH THIS TRIGGERS ME SO I DECIDED TO TAKE THE TIME OUT OF MY BORING DAY TO SAY HOW MUCH THIS MAKES ME A SAD SAD MAN.

  12. Keegan is the good magician while Jordan is the bad one, u can say that by the colour of their projectiles and keys sidekick

  13. This happens a lot more often than people think with lives also lost in the collateral damage, thanks Key & Peele for shedding a light to this.

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