Hilariously Bad Knife Defense BS Martial Arts


So this is what happens when you’re a lumberjack and you get attacked by a samurai And of course you’re travelling in the 5th dimension because of the speed look at how slow you can slow down time boom right in the head and Then you get him in the arm while he’s going down Now you hit him again, or I guess you trap his-oh wow So he’s not gonna. Let go of his sword huh even though he’s down ok, let’s watch this again How do-how many pounds is that log Who’s gonna walk around with a log is I don’t know if you guys walk around with the log Let me know besides a lumberjack or let’s say you work on a telephone pole or something. Why would you have a log? And The guy with the samurai sword if you notice has a black belt whereas this guy has a white belt. No actually no It’s a black belt. It’s one of those black belts. That’s been so worn that it’s become white again It’s part of the martial art tradition is that hey once you’re a black belt you wear that black belt and it gets so warm from all the blood sweat and tears and all the Training and then eventually becomes white and then you’re humble because the journey of life is circular you’re always learning But I think this guy kind of went off the beam path of this learning also just so you know I don’t know if someone with a samurai sword attacked me I don’t think I would have enough speed with my log in real time, but again. I don’t think this was serious I don’t know. Maybe they are serious. You never know what these things, so this is a knife defense and let’s watch it Look at that Sticking your neck out you little knife instructor I want to slash that neck right there, but we’re playing some sort of pattycake down there in the belly area Alright, let’s see if this guy can do better again. What happened? no one’s gonna slice the face huh what the fuck is this? Yeah, that is You’re sticking your neck out okay? I think I think I made that point clear enough you’re sticking your face and your neck out. No one’s gonna Just jam it up there? Okay, I can’t watch this anymore. Sorry guys This guy seems to have combined Harry Potter moves with bagua kung-fu moves look at that circular of attica damn Xeo you know he’s moving in a circle And he’s it’s almost like dance cheerleader moves. He’s combined baton twirling – look at this Flipendo i’m Pulling up a list of Harry Potter spells Aguamenti al artist Gandhari and APENIO~ Those kicks aren’t gonna do anything, Alohororoaaaa Aperahseeum~ okay. Don’t take lessons from this guy. He’s not gonna teach you well

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