“Everybody was Kung Fu fighting” parody-Middle class wrapper


That’s it I’m gonna have him! No, you’re not sit down and eat your crisps. No!. That’s it! He’s mugging me off bruv. I’m gonna I’m gonna do him! I don’t think you are mate.Stop messing around keep spilling my J2O . Nah! That’s it. It’s mugged me off! I’m gonna mess him up! No, you’re not sit down finish your Shandy you’re looking like an idiot! No one wants to see drunk blokes fighting! Their skills, are spitting and biting It looks more silly than frightening They all have appalling timing They were drunk mouthy blokes in Weatherspoon’s all day.They were celebrating a win! Even though they didn’t play? It starts with incoherent noise from these agitated boys Gesticulating from the hip. Dutch courage provides the lip. Who wants to watch drunk blokes fighting? Their skills are spitting and biting. It looks more funny than frightening They all have appalling timing. Dave has a glass chin, and it’s a bit scared of birds.If he can’t find a person, He’ll hide behind his words put down his fags and made a stand did something strange with his hand. He lost his balance from a trip fell forward and bit his lip . Who wants to watch drunk blokes fighting? Their skills are spitting and biting It looked more funny than frightening They all have appalling timing Ya know I had him yeah. Yeah, I had him! You were crying! No, I wasn’t crying he’s got something in my eyes! You said please not my face not my face? No, I didn’t no I had him, it was all over it was all over. I had him I nearly knocked him out. Right….. Who wants to watch drunk blokes fighting? Their skills are spitting and biting. It looks more funny than frightening. They all have appalling timing. Yeah, no he was lucky yeah, he knows he was lucky you lucky me off him. You ran away!!!!!! The hid behind me and started crying!?No. No, I didn’t know he got something in my eye.He got something in my eye! I had him I could I could have knocked him out with one punch! Right.

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